3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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