Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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