If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
