Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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