): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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