Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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