Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Randomize
