Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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