ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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