Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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