The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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