i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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