he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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