so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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