just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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