When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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