we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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