I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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