dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
When did angry sex become our thing?
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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