yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I need to stop coming to work sober
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Is it penis luge time yet?
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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