if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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