Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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