She is in my trunk
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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