He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
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