trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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