so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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