Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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