She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
this hospital has no fireball
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
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