i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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