can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Is it penis luge time yet?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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