office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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