i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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