As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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