they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
Randomize
