Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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