Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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