dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Randomize
