you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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