That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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