I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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