I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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