But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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