Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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