I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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