i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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