Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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