Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
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