operation have a gay friend backfired
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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