just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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