I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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