I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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