did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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