Do vagina's smell?
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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