your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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My penis needs a shock collar
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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