Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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