You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Someone shit on the floor
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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