Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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