He is an equal opportunity slut.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
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